Little Pip-speaks: Volume 8

The She Never Never Stops (wonder where she gets that from?) edition.

Pip-speak #1:

Piper {regarding my phone}: Put it in your pocket. Just in case Daddy calls to message you. Just in case.

Pip-speak #2:

Piper: We going to church? We gonna sing, and sing, and sing. We do so much singin'. 

Pip-speak #3:

Piper: I want to keep peeing on the potty. I want to fill it ALL up. 

Pip-speak #4:

Piper: Fin's birt-day is coming up. We have all purple foods?

Mama: Why purple?

Piper: Because I don't want pink!

Pip-speak #4:

Mama: Look for the geese in the pond. See any?

Piper: No I can't see them. They must be hiding in their eggs. You have to knock on the egg and then it cracks and then the baby goose jumps out!

Pip-speak #5:

Piper {singing "Down by the Bay"}: 
Did you ever see a cow combing his hair?

Did you ever see a zebra eating his pajamas?
Did you ever see a parrot wearing a fly?

Did you ever see a tiger wearing a lie?

Did you ever see a frog wearing a tie?

Pip-speak #6:

Mama: A "P" is a straight line with a hump. 

Piper: A hump? {pause} Like a hamel. Hamels have humps. 

Pip-speak #7:

Piper {writing her grocery list}: 
This is our list, ok?

We need watermelon...sippy cups...BLUE sippy cups...Need soap. Need a new soap, right?

We need a monkey...

That's all we need!

Pip-speak #8:

Piper: Only boys are handsome not mommies or Pipers or Fins. We only wear clothes. Not something else.

Pip-speak #9:

Piper: Does superman dance?

Pip-speak #10:

Mama: How was water day at school?

Piper: I was crying. 

Mama: Why?

Piper: Because I got wet. 

Mama: That happens. 

Piper: I don't like water day. Too wet.