Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Little Pip-speaks: Volume 8

The She Never Never Stops (wonder where she gets that from?) edition.

Pip-speak #1:
Piper {regarding my phone}: Put it in your pocket. Just in case Daddy calls to message you. Just in case.

Pip-speak #2:
Piper: We going to church? We gonna sing, and sing, and sing. We do so much singin'. 

Pip-speak #3:
Piper: I want to keep peeing on the potty. I want to fill it ALL up. 

Pip-speak #4:
Piper: Fin's birt-day is coming up. We have all purple foods?
Mama: Why purple?
Piper: Because I don't want pink!

Pip-speak #4:
Mama: Look for the geese in the pond. See any?
Piper: No I can't see them. They must be hiding in their eggs. You have to knock on the egg and then it cracks and then the baby goose jumps out!

Pip-speak #5:
Piper {singing "Down by the Bay"}
Did you ever see a cow combing his hair?
Did you ever see a zebra eating his pajamas?
Did you ever see a parrot wearing a fly?
Did you ever see a tiger wearing a lie?
Did you ever see a frog wearing a tie?

Pip-speak #6:
Mama: A "P" is a straight line with a hump. 
Piper: A hump? {pause} Like a hamel. Hamels have humps. 
Pip-speak #7:
Piper {writing her grocery list}: 
This is our list, ok?
We need watermelon...sippy cups...BLUE sippy cups...Need soap. Need a new soap, right?
We need a monkey...
That's all we need!

Pip-speak #8:
Piper: Only boys are handsome not mommies or Pipers or Fins. We only wear clothes. Not something else.

Pip-speak #9:
Piper: Does superman dance?

Pip-speak #10:

Mama: How was water day at school?
Piper: I was crying. 
Mama: Why?
Piper: Because I got wet. 
Mama: That happens. 
Piper: I don't like water day. Too wet. 

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