The Long and Short of it

What's that parenting saying?

The days are long.....

The days are long, the naps are short?

Or is it:

The tantrums are long, my temper is short?

Or:
The weeks are long, the weekends are short.

Or maybe:

The days are long the socially-acceptable-time-period-for-screen-time-as-a-babysitter is short.

Wait..I think it's: 

The days are long, my child bosses are short. 

True. So true.

(To help your day go a little quicker- I give you some totally unrelated pictures of Pipes enjoying a friend's cozy coupe.)