Thursday, March 27, 2014

Little Pip-speaks Volume 6

The I can barely keep up with her ridiculousness edition. 

Pip-speak #1:
{quietly talking to herself while eating her cereal}
Once a time. A little caterpillar. 
{sees me smiling at her} I readin' a story. 
{back to taking to herself}
Once a time. A little caterpillar. 
Walk a walk a walk. All caterpillar in the bowl!

Pip-speak #2:
Piper: I goin' to work. 
Mommy: What are you going to do at work?
Piper: Make money!!!

Pip-speak #3:
Mommy: We're going to g'mi's school to hear the kids sing. I don't know what they'll sing...we'll have to see!
Piper: Sing "Grown ups come back?" (An educational little jingle from her favorite show: Daniel Tiger)

Pip-speak #4:
Piper: I don't want to take a nap. 
Mommy: Well if you take a really good rest, you'll have lots of energy to play this afternoon. 
Piper: Noooo. I don't want energy. I don't WANT to. 

Pip-speak #5:
Piper: My diaper melted! There's SO many pee in there. 

Pip-speak #6:
Piper {hearing the radio}: I don't know this song. I just want the monkey song. It's cute. 

Pip-speak #7:
Piper: Daddy, Fin's not answerin' me!
Daddy: Did you ask her a question?

Pip-speak #8:
Piper: I grown up, mama? 
Mommy: Yes sweetheart, very.
{Long pause.}
Piper: Tell me.
Mommy: What's that?
Piper: Tell me, Mama
Mommy: Tell you that you're grown up?
Piper: Yes. {Proud/shy smile that melts my heart into a puddle of smooshy love}

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