Friday, April 24, 2015

Little Pip-speaks: Volume 16

Pip-speak #1: 
Piper {regarding shoes}: Daddy, if it's too squeezy that means it's on the wrong foot. 

Pip-speak #2: 
Piper {describing a beach ball with a picture of a dog wearing a scuba tank}: This is a doggy swimming and he has a sack on his back to carry his baby! 

Pip-speak #3: 
Piper: I get furries between my toes every day. I look forward to it.

Pip-speak #4:
Piper {seeing an okapi at the zoo}: He looks like a zebra....He looks like zebra ice cream!

Pip-speak #5:
Piper {relaxing in a deck chair}: Glorioso!

Pip-speak #6:
Piper: Mommy! I need you! I can't sleep. My feet are stinky! 
(and the next night:)
Piper: Daddy! I can't sleep. My hands smell like crayons. 

Pip-speak #7: 
Piper: That's cookie dough, Fin. It's cookie dough ice cream, so it's got cookie dough in it. 
Daddy: You're pretty smart, you know that? 
Piper: I know about ice cream.... 

Pip-speak #8: 
Piper {presumably trying to compliment me on my dress}: Mama, you look prettier than I thought you would! 

Bonus Mommy & Daddy-speak:
Daddy {picking a tiny sock up off the counter}: I think this is the monkey's sock. 
Mommy: I thought so! 
(our life is strange).

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  1. I laughed out loud at the "furries between her toes!" In our house, my girls call them "toe bobs." And if you ask my youngest (22 months), "Do you have any toe bobs?", she will sit down, rip off her socks, and proceed to check (and clean) between each toe. I ask her that just for entertainment!

    1. haha I would ask her about toe bobs every day! that's hysterical.

  2. adorable. Vinny and I saw a zebra in front of us as we were driving Saturday night. It was in a truck, mind you but it made me think of Piper and how she used to saw zebra. ;-)