Little Pip-speaks: Volume 23

Yeah...another one of these posts. You either love these...or you stopped reading here a long time ago. :)
I make no apologies: kids are funny. Especially mine.

Pip-speak #1:
Piper {after bed time}: Mama...um...I forgot what i was going to tell you. I'll think about it when I sleep.

Pip-speak #2:
Fin: Is that my dentist?
Piper: You don't even have a dentist. You'll go when you're older.
Fin: I two-and-a-half?
Piper: Yeah and two-and-a half kids don't even go to the dentist. 
Fin: Oh.
Piper: And you don't even know what a dentist does anyways. You have a long ways to learn about that. 

Pip-speak #3:
Fin: Piper, please hand me my Jelly.
Piper: It was kind of whiny Fin, but I'll take it.

Pip-speak #4:
Piper {building with blocks}: Mom, I'll call you when my imagination is done. 

Pip-speak #5:
Mama: Hey Pipes, what are some things you're good at?
Piper: {pause} I'm thinking... {pause} OH! I got it. I'm good at climbing.
Mama: Yeah? Where do you practice climbing?
Piper: At the playground. But I don't practice. I just do it.

Pip-speak #6:
Piper: It would be more fun if she wouldn't yell so much. It would be more fun if she didn't fight over toys. 
Mama: So Fin's the problem?
Piper: Yes! {long pause} And.....me.

Pip-speak #7:
Piper: Ew, Fin. Don't spit!
Fin: One time Daddy spit.
Piper: It's OK to spit when Mommy says something funny at Taco Bell.

Pip-speak #8:
G'mi {after both girls got into a bit of trouble at her house}:  We're not going to tell Mommy and Daddy. We took care of it here, it's over.
Fin: I want to tell mama and daddy.
Piper {very sternly}: I think that is a very bad idea Fin.

Pip-speak #9:
Mama: I'm so lucky to have you.
Piper: Why?
Mama: Because God picked you to be my daughter. I think he knew we'd be perfect for each other.
Piper: Yes. We are perfect for each other. And Fin is perfect for daddy.

Pip-speak #10: 
Mama: You really like to make pictures for people don't you? What do you like about it? 
Piper: I just like to make people happy. I'm a happy people maker. 

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And not to be outdone by her chatterbox sister, Fin gets in on the action:

Finnish #1:
Mama: Spring is warm and Summer is hot.
Fin: Yeah, we can't touch summer.

Finnish #2:
Fin: I can't help you, Piper. I don't have enough hands.

Finnish #3:
Piper: I'm gonna have a hard job when I grow up. I'm gonna be a doctor.
Mama: What kind? A doctor of kids? Or grown-ups? Or animals?
Piper: Animals. I'm going to be a veterinarian.
Fin: I gonna be a....cheetah. In school!
Mama: You mean you want to work with cheetahs? Like, teach them things?
Fin: Yeah. I gonna teach 'em to run.
Piper: Cheetahs can bite you you know.
Fin: I gonna be a polar bear instead. I be in a cave.

Finnish #4:
Piper {hearing a blowfish in The Little Mermaid song}: That sounded like someone tooted!
Fin: Sounded like daddy!

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