This girl. Is too much.
Pip-speak #1:
"Fin. {Pause}
No. {Pause}
No, Fin. The answer's no. Sorry."
Pip-speak #2:
Mama: You're darn tutin'!
Piper: I not toot!! I don't hear it!
Pip-speak #3:
Pip-speak #3:
Mama: How was your first day of school!?
Piper: Good.
Mama: What did you do?
Piper: {no response}
Mama: Did you do art projects?...Did you play on the playground?...Did you read books?...
Piper: I...I...I got a big boogie!!! ...I wipe it on my blanket...
Pip-speak #4:
Piper {in the car}: Fin is crying. She's probably tired. She had a long day.
Pip-speak #5:
{Piper hands G'mi an "empty" box of animal crackers.}
G'mi: Piper, there are still animals in here.
Piper: No. Just feet. I don't like feet.
Piper: No. Just feet. I don't like feet.
{Sure enough, the box was full of animal feet. Just feet.}
Pip-speak #6:
Daddy {putting Piper to bed}: Now remember, Pipes...no screaming.
Piper: It's ok. I'll just dry my tears on my jammies.
Pip-speak #7:
Mama: How was school today?
Piper: I don't want to.
Mama: You don't want to what?
Piper: Talk.
Dry her tears on her jammies??? I just died! Annnd...at least she didn't eat the boogie, right?
ReplyDeleteShe's so funny! I love it!
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