Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Little Pip-Speaks: Volume 28

Do I still blog anymore? Who knows?! But do my kids still say adorably ridiculous things? You bet your sweet bippy. 

Take it away, Pipster and Sister...


Pip-speak #1:
Piper {trying on a new dress}: Too big. And also too drowny. 

Pip-speak #2:
Mama {praising Piper after an impromptu Take Your Daughter to Work Day}: Everyone thought you were SO good today
Piper: Yeah. And cute. I saw an old lady and she said: "Ah-dorable". 
Mama: Is that so? Well, you did a great job. We were in meetings I didn't even want to go to, so...
Piper: Actually I liked the meetings. But- I didn't think they were that needful. Like...you didn't really need to be there. You just talked and talked. And I don't think that's that important. 

Pip-speak #3:
Piper: Did you know I have my boyfriend already?
Mama: No. who is it? 
Piper: It's Liam. He's also my friend. And my boyfriend
Mama: What's the difference?
Piper: I don't know. {long pause} And one thing: I also love him. 

Pip-speak #4:
Piper {while playing "pretend mommies" with Fin}: Tomorrow is a Friday and my baby doesn't have school so I'm gonna work from home. 

Pip-speak #5:
Piper: You are kind, daddy. I bet you'll make a great grandpa someday. 

Pip-speak #6:
Piper: What's that noise?
Mama: Daddy's putting air in my tires. 
Piper: Oh. It sounds like when air comes out of your private parts.  Like...in the back. 
Mama: You mean a toot?
Piper: Yeah. But I didn't want to say it because it's a private word. 

Pip-speak #7:
Mama: Today I'm going to an event for moms who have jobs
Piper: But you don't have a job. 
Mama: Of course I do! 

Piper: No....a job is like a pet store owner, or a firefighter. You just work for the cats. That's work, but it's not a job. 

Pip-speak #8:
Piper: Finny, try and not spread that cough and get it mixed up with mine. 

Pip-speak #9:
Piper: Mama? When will my nipples have milk in them?
Mama: Ummm...when you're a mama.
Piper: Yeah, but what time?

Pip-speak #10:
Piper: Can we listen to "I can't stand it"?
Mama: What's that? 
Piper: You know- the gorilla's song...from Sing!

Pip-speak #11:
Piper {Seeing a Yuengling display at a store}: Dad! Here's your chance to get Eagle Soda! 

Pip-speak #12:
Mama {explaining why Dustin and I were wearing matching, personalized t-shirts}: If you got a shirt with three things about you, would it say? 
Piper: My shirt would say: Helpful. I'm five. Love my family. Miller's would say BANANAS, because he loves them.

Pip-speak #13:
Piper {trying on old clothes}: I'm getting bigger. Everything is growing out of me. 
G'mi: Are you sure you're not growing out of everything? 

Piper: Yes, I'm sure. Everything is growing out of me. 

Pip-speak #14:
Piper: Soup is like a bathtub for crackers!

Pip-speak #15:
Piper {watching Fin do a craft putting all of her sticker letters all upside down}: G'mi, sometimes Mama and I just shake our heads at Fin.


Finnish #1:
Fin {watching Lady and the Tramp}: Piper, don't worry. During the scary parts we can snuggle.

Finnish #2:
G'mi: Girls, you need to speak nicely to each other.
Fin: Ok. I will use ironing {honoring} words to God.  

Finnish #3:
G'mi: Will there ever come a time when you're too big to sit on my lap? 
Fin: Never.
G'mi: Well your cousin Ali promised me that she would never be too big to sit on my lap, but now she is!
Fin: Did she pinky promise or regular promise?

Finnish #4:
Fin {trying to earn a sticker by sleeping through the entire night}: I can make it to the green light. I believe in me. 
{the next night}
Fin: Mama...what if I don't believe me that I can sleep all night?!
Mama: You can do it! 
Fin: No! I don't believe me!
Dynamic Duo #1:
Fin {to Piper}: We went to the doctor and she weighed me and I weighed so many pounds. Mama, do you know how many?
Mama: 30
Fin: I was 30.
Piper: Well I bet I'm a higher height than you because I'm older...
Fin: No! I was really 30!
Piper: ...And the bigger you are, the heavier you are. 

Dynamic Duo #2:
Piper: I can clap with my eyes closed. 
Fin: I can clap with my eyes closed too. 
Piper: Finny, you're not having the rhythm with your eyes open. How can you have the rhythm with your eyes closed either?
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