Late(r) Day Bride

As you all know...I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with Gmail. Well, rather than question the snooping tendencies, or even the relevancy of the suggested links, I’ve decided to go with the flow, and open myself up to the wise teachings gmail has for me. So when it suggested I visit Latter Day Bride website (your source for “stylish, Modest Wedding Dresses, Modest Bridesmaid Dresses and Modest Prom Dresses.”) I didn’t ask questions. I surrendered to the clicking and explored the possibilities. And as it turns out- Gmail is not confused about my religion, or my marital status. No, it understands my sense of humor and wanted to make sure I didn’t miss out on this gem:

For the young bride who has found herself in a bit of a pickle...but wants to keep her modest image. After all...you show your shoulders...who knows what could happen?!! (maybe they don’t realize that ship already sailed?) My favorite part is that this same website has a separate category for Reception Gowns (which have “colorful accents such as off white, cream, and beige”) because no LDS bride would dare wear anything but Blindingly Pure White at her ceremony.

Even if she is knocked up.