Little Pip-speaks: Sister Speak edition

Piper is still jabbering away...I'm honestly having trouble keeping up with her quotes, as it seems like she has something hysterical to share with us each day. I'd record them all if I could, but here are some of my recent favs: 

Pip-speak #1:
Daddy {frustrated at Piper's constant yelling}: Piper, can you turn your volume down? 
Piper: Yeah. I could do it at 55 cents {holds her hand up in front of her} instead of extra-large {holds her hand up high}.

Pip-speak #2:
Piper: Fin, you put on the green bracelet, so you're the boy Cleopatra and we're going to get married. You have a dog and I have a cat. We both have pets and we're getting married. 

Fin: Ok!

Pip-speak #3:
Daddy {to Fin}: Are you poopy? 
Piper: Yes. She is. She was breathing hard on my bed so I thought she was pooping and she said yes.

Pip-speak #4:
Mama: {reads Dustin a stat about some people not liking Halloween}
Piper: Who would not like Halloween?...Can you imagine?!?

Pip-speak #5:
Piper {watching Miller get a diaper change}: Which diaper did you get? 
Mama: Elmo.
Piper: Good. I'm glad you didn't get Oscar the grouch. 
Mama: Why? 
Piper: Because he lives in a trash can and that's super disgusting.

Pip-speak #6:
Piper: Did Miller change clothes?
Mama: Yes, because he got some poop on his clothes. 
Piper: Oh, because he had too much poop so he gave some up to his jammies? 

Pip-speak #7:
Mama: I tried to change the clock but I couldn't figure it out. 
Piper: Maybe daddy could. Because he's a good fixer outer of things. 

Pip-speak #8:
Piper: There are some things that I don't like about fall. Like...it's smelly. 

Pip-speak #9:
Piper {to mama}: Why are you playing with your hair?
Mama: I don't know...but I'm not putting it in my mouth. {referencing a bad habit Piper has}
Piper: Well. I decided not to do that anymore... I used to put my hair in my mouth to get the food out so I wouldn't have to take a bath. 

Pip-speak #10:
Piper: Fin got an orange plum.
Mama: A peach? 
Piper: Nope. Orange plum, I say.

Pip-speak #11:
Piper {watching football with Daddy}: Is he crying? 
Daddy: No, he was just upset for a minute because he didn't catch the ball. 
Piper: But that's ok because you always get another turn.
Daddy: That's true. This is the third game, and there are 16 games in a season. So they'll have lots of other chances {goes on explaining...}
Piper: Yes. You know what? {long pause}....I'm a puppy dog. {crawls away}

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And while Piper is still our original chatterbox, Fin is talking more and more (and more and more) these days, and her little quips are ever bit as entertaining as her sister's. (One of her favorite sayings is "what are you talking 'bout, kids?!" which she likes to yell at us during dinner). The two of them have us in stitches pretty much every day. Here are a few of Fin's best quotes from the past few weeks:

Finnish #1:
G'mi {yelling, after seeing Fin break a rule}: Finley Joann! 
Fin {joyously surprised}: G'mi! Dat MY name!

Finnish #2:
Piper: Why do you say 'why' to everything?
Fin: Why...
Piper: Stop!
Fin: Why...
Piper: Fiiiiin!
Fin {devilish smile}: Why...

Finnish #3:
Fin: I goin' bye byes. I have my purse. It a babysitter night. You stay with Piper and my baby brudder. See you in a liddle bit! {trots off to the kitchen}

Finnish #4:
Fin: I have a secret... 
Piper: Ok, tell me.
Fin {shouts}: MEATBALLS!!!

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